Who The Heck is Jonas Guiterrez!

24 year old Argentine Winger, who is 25 on Saturday, been at Real Mallorca where he flexed his right to buy out his contract, and has since signed for Newcastle for an Undisclosed fee.

Real Mallorca are wanting 15 Million Euros compensation that is 11.75 million to those who use English Pounds still.

His last appearance was for Argentina v Brazil, which was a 0-0 draw, a game where he came on from sub and added a bit of flair to a very defensive Argentine side.

He is known for his Spiderman celebration as will be shown in the YouTube video later. (Hopefully he will be keeping eyes on Joey Barton (if he isn’t sacked)).

He will quickly be facing his former employer’s in the Multi Media Sports cup being held in Mallorca at the start of August, where we also could be seeing an old fat bastard as well, guess who?

Man City and Portsmouth have both had bid’s rejected for him in the last 12 months, Pompey with a 10 million bid in January rejected.

As I have said to many people, Keegan does his transfer deal’s secretly, not one of the national paper’s or even Thompson house knew about this until it was completed, so that will hopefully put an end to the doom mongers, moaning on about the lack on links we’ve had.

Also I think most of us will now know 442 will most likely formation next season especially with Viduka missing the first 1-2 months of the season. A pacey winger, no surprise there, expect Charlie to be on the left and Jonas to be on the right, this leave’s a playmaker or 2 to buy and most likely Geremi (aka Nelson Mandela) and Nicky Butt to fight it off for the 2nd CM place.

But where does this leave James Milner and Joey Barton in Particular, with the club bringing in midfielders!!