Call Yourself a Football Team?

What I’ve seen in front of me this season is just a total disgrace none of these so called ‘footballers’ deserve to be watched upon by 52,000 loyal supporters never mind getting paid £1000s each week.

I would get rid of the lot of them, this club needs to start a fresh, getting rid any evidence of the shepherd dynasty and the Souness, Roeder and Allardyce reign’s. Allardyce has left this club in quite possibly the worst position it’s ever been in:

• A team So Devoid of Confidence, that a 5 year old could score past them once they concede

• A team told how to improve their game using a computer not on the training ground

• Left Kevin Keegan with team that couldn’t give a fuck whether we get relegated or not just as long they get their pay packets

Allardyce is to blame for 90% of the problems at the club, but Keegan is making the same mistakes as Allardyce did in team selection.

• Plays Alan Smith despite him not scoring a league goal for 3 years, only having 1 shot on target this season, ahead of Mark Viduka at least he can score goals although is never fit

• Plays a LW left back, when we have 2 recognised LB’s at the club, one in decent form for the reserves and the other a 6 million Spaniard U21 International that no one knows where he is, what he’s doing, is he on Lost?? Charlie is a liability, he might be good going forward (not recently
though) but he has been to blame for quite a number of goals

• Continues to pick Nicky Butt, despite the fact, he gives the ball away by either being too slow and getting booked or making 50 yard passes to the opposition keeper

• Plays Joey Barton (Lovely Pass to Carrick for the 2nd, thankfully he can’t play in Liverpool, hopefully the court’s will make that the whole country)

• Keeps Playing Shay Given, The Guy has lost it and has been for over a year, kicking is dreadful, distribution just as bad, command of Arial ball’s nonexistent (ala Rooney 1st Goal), time to get rid, we have another 3 keepers which are just as good now

On the rest of the team:

• Stephen Carr is a troll and can fuck off to start eating more pies (or move to down to Ireland or known as SAFC)

• Taylor is joke of defender as well, was to blame for 2 of villa’s 4 goals and 2 v Man Utd as well, Where’s Bramble and Boumsong??

• Duff, lives to his name, fastest winger in the premiership when he came apparently, no wonder he cost £5 million Jose isn’t stupid, He’s only fast when speeding in his Land Rover

• Geremi same as Duff, The Leg’s of a 40 Year Old or of his name sake Nelson Mandela

I will blame Keegan only on his team selection, but I do have the feeling, there external influences making certain players play (contracts), but he is working with the worst team in the Premiership, I can only thank that we got 4-5 fluky wins under Allardyce or we would of been down by now.

You can’t polish a good shit you know!