Does Sam Want The Sack

Well with some fat bastard called Freddie Shepherd putting a manager on 60k, allardyce is due a big pay off day and with our diabolic and embrassing performances, non exiscent football, weird team selections and tactics which a nuclear physician would need help solving, is he trying to get the sack, that is what a lot of Newcastle fans are wondering. At the end of the souness days this was questioned, as why should a manager resign when they will get a huge payoff, because they know they won't get another job because they are shit.

After the last 2 performances and with Chelsea and Man City to come, Sam's days are numbered and I do hope we have a new manager in time for the Stoke match (who are the current in-form team in the championship) as this is the only hope we have this season and I do not want to be even more embrassed live on BBC1.

To this Pay Off I do have a solution it involves Me and Mr Thompson:

We pose as football agents promising a world class footballer wants to join us in January, and to make him sweet on the offer, we give him A BUNG.

We get this on tape, give it to the police, the fa, we sack allardyce and hopefully he gets locked up as he deserves it, the fucking arrogant mackem bastard.